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PHILOSOPHER CHUCK

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Chuck Norris stated that drugs are “the single worst thing in our country today.

Maybe Norris doesn’t know, but alcohol is also a drug.

In previous paragraphs, we were informed of Mr. Norris’ “fondness” for iced tea and Grand Marnier and that the main character in “Lone Wolf McQuade” is a “beer chugging” Texas Ranger.

Mr. Norris, you are a drug user.

MARTIN HERNANDEZ

Canoga Park

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