Pecs on Parade

If you’re one of the few who caught “Road House”--it’s grossed a paltry $25.6 million in six weeks--you saw star Patrick Swayze rendered shirtless in eight s ustained sequences--including one in which he lounges half-naked while reading a highbrow Jim Harrison novel.

Which got us to wondering if director Jerry Zucker (one-third of the “Airplane!” team) will similarly strip the star for “Ghost,” Paramount’s soon-to-shoot romantic pic, with Swayze opposite Demi Moore.

“So far, we don’t have a quota (of shirtless scenes),” Zucker deadpanned. “But I’m planning to direct shirtless.”