KUDOS

An Award on Rye, Please: Zsa Zsa Gabor and Rob Lowe have been crowned “ham” and “cheesecake” of the year, respectively, by Beverly Hills’ Carnegie Deli patrons who decided which people, films and TV shows they found the most difficult to swallow in 1989. “Turkey of the Year,” given to the biggest “schlemiels,” went to “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” and the now-defunct sitcom “Chicken Soup.” The “Pastrami on White Bread with Mayonnaise of the Year” award for blandness went to “The Pat Sajak Show.”