HELP WANTED--COACH

Immediate, if not permanent, opening for a take-charge optimist with windmill-tilting expertise who can walk on (frozen) water. Solid background in crisis intervention, gerontology and the diplomatic corps a must. Former or present members of the U.S. Olympic javelin-throwing or boxing teams need not apply. Liberal benefits include April to September vacation, plus comprehensive medical plan with full psychiatric care. Please send resume to Rogie Vachon c/o the Forum, Inglewood, Calif.

M. LIZABETH HEBERT-HOWELL, Sherman Oaks