Pint-Sized Punch Lines
What happens to a white hat when you put it in the Red Sea? It gets wet. (Joshua Monifi, 10, Encino, Roscomare Road School)
* What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent? “Show me the honey.” (Leroy A. Duran Jr., 12, Downey, South Middle School)
* What’s left when a church burns down? Holy smoke. (Felicitas Galanta, 10, Hollywood, Immaculate Heart of Mary School)
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