Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* What kind of flowers grow between your nose and your chin? Two-lips. (Jessica Rodriguez, 8, Montebello, Robert Hill Elementary)

* Why does a giraffe have such a long neck? His feet smell. (Brandon Wilcox, 8, Placentia, Van Buren Elementary)

* What did the stamp say to the letter? Stick to me, we’re going places. (E.J. Banares, 10, Upland, Magnolia Elementary)

* What is a young Catholic cow called? A calfolic. (Agatha Palma, 10, Granada Hills, St. Euphrasia School)

* What do you call a duck with a lot of ducks on top of it? A quack attack. (Melanie Fielder, 7, Burbank, Thomas Jefferson Elementary)

* Where do ghosts live? Mali-boo. (Rachel Pressman, 3, Bell Canyon, Temple Aliyah Preschool)

* What horn doesn’t make any noise? A shoehorn. (Sammy Harvey, 7, Rancho Santa Margarita, Cindy’s Pre-School)

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