Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* What is a cook’s favorite day of the week? Fryday. (Sean Curran, 8, Pacific Palisades, Calvary Christian School)

* What is a military man’s favorite food? Popcorn kernels. (Kevin Frost, 8, Pacific Palisades, Calvary Christian School)

* What movie does a goat like to watch? “Maaa-deline.” (Sydney Jayne Shatsky, 5, Sherman Oaks, Neighborhood School)

* What did the teacher say to Jennifer when she was keeping up her grades? “Long time, no C!” (Stephanie Coravel Paver, 10, Chino, El Rancho Elementary)

* What flower lies? A dandelion. (Danielle Moody, 10, Chino, Richard Gird Elementary)

* What did the blanket say to the bed? I’ve got you covered. (Nathan S. Frank, 3, Costa Mesa, Early Childhood Lab)

* What do you call an alligator that is a detective? An investi-gator (Chris Grimmett, 6, San Gabriel, St. Marks School)

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