Clinton Scandal

I have a simple proposal to end the current fray in Washington and let everyone get back to work: Every member of Congress shall be required to submit a complete sexual history; a member of the opposing party shall then be assigned to investigate the veracity of the statement; any and all inconsistencies shall be immediately leaked to the press and subject to perjury and/or impeachment proceedings.

These terms shall also be applied to all Supreme and lower-court justices, attorneys, TV and talk radio pundits, and all the members of the broadcast and print media who deem themselves worthy of rendering opinions.

ALITTA KULLMAN

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