Season Has Been One Long Bobble for Salmon

Did anyone check the Angels’ parking lot last Sunday morning to see how many Tim Salmon bobble dolls were left, bobble heads separated from bobble bodies, for the trash collectors? After whining all winter about whether he could tolerate being an Angel, old Tim has easily become the biggest contributor to games lost of anyone on the team. What marketing wizard thought that fans have forgotten the famous duo of Tim and Mo who stunk up last season in the same way that Salmon is this year?

Ron Swanson

Hacienda Heights