Laughing all the way to the next story

I always look forward to the Sunday Travel section. But as soon as I started T.J. Simers’ article [“37 Feet of Sheer Agony,” Nov. 19], I realized this week’s section was going to be a real struggle to read. In fact, it took me a great deal of time to get through the whole thing.

First off, I made it only about a quarter of the way through the story when I had to stop reading completely; my breakfast was going cold on me.

I don’t know if you know this, but it’s impossible to eat and laugh at the same time. I finished my breakfast while reading the comics.

No sooner had I safely finished my food and resumed reading than I had to stop again; the tears streaming out of my eyes as I cried with laughter made it impossible to see the words.

Then all the interruptions from the family asking what was so funny -- that took up more time.

Finally, I made it through the article. But that wasn’t the end of it.

Had to read it again. Thanks for a great laugh.

TERRY STEVENS

Sherman Oaks

*

A fine and enjoyable article about Simers’ (mis)adventures. And he made Page 1. In two sections, even. His RV article reinforced my determination never to be caught dead in such a rolling monstrosity. Fortunately, my wife feels the same way.

Dude, next time take the train.

In a sleeping car you get your own compartment; dining-car meals are included (no charcoal burgers); the toilets and showers work; your attendant makes up the beds in the evening, puts them away in the morning; and the bagger can kill his case of beer while you enjoy the scenery from the observation car.

Plus, everybody gets rotating face time with the grandkid. Additionally, you’d only be in Omaha for about 20 minutes; it’s a crew change point. The old station is dilapidated, but that’s all you have to endure (you don’t have to go in).

Or just fly.

P.J. GALLIGAN

Ventura

*

LOOK, as everyone knows, Simers is an idiot when it comes to sports. But he writes a great travel article.

CRAIG SHAFFER

San Pedro