Hailey Glassman fires parting shots at Jon Gosselin

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Jon Gosselin may already be in ‘love’ again. And his most recent ex (ex-girlfriend, not ex-wife) apparently doesn’t give a flying snowplow whether Jon’s found his dream girl on the snowboarding slopes (Jon does love his snowboarding).

However, she can think of eight other people who might be concerned about a rumored move to Utah -- which we emphasize is only a rumor.

Hailey Glassman tells People magazine, ‘Congrats to the new girlfriend and I wish [Jon] luck with his move to Utah. I mean, I’m not sure if he remembers he has eight children back in Pennsylvania.’ She goes on to describe those ex-kids (OK, he does still have some sort of custody) as workers in Jon’s ‘legalized sweatshop,’ likely a reference to his ex-TV show, ‘Jon & Kate Plus 8.’

Hmm. Did Hailey remember Jon had eight children when they were off together in St. Tropez last summer? Maybe her dad -- Kate’s tummy-tuck surgeon, whom we assume could tell his patient has kids -- forgot to mention it?

We’re just asking.

The magazine reports, in its words, that Glassman is ‘taking the high road’ after their relationship fell apart in an ugly way that included conflicts about paying the rent at their ex-apartment.

‘I’ve been through way too much for a 22-year-old, and the amount of stress and pain I’ve endured is unfathomable,’ Hailey says.

Oh please. We don’t even have to add a joke to make that hysterically funny.

We’re so happy to be an ex-22-year-old.
-- Christie D’Zurilla

Good heavens the Ministry has a lot of related Gosselin dispatches:

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