Opinion: Paris for President? Sticker Shock

This article was originally on a blog post platform and may be missing photos, graphics or links. See About archive blog posts.

Yes, I know it’s a joke ... for most people.

But if you have in any seriousness pasted a ‘’Paris for President’’ bumper sticker on your car, I hope you plan to keep that vehicle for a loooong time.

The Constitution requires that a president be at least 35 years old. Paris Hilton won’t reach that birthday until shortly after the Iowa caucuses in 2016.

By then, maybe we’ll have a heiress v. heiress presidential matchup: Paris Hilton v. Jenna Bush

The screen shot of Paris Hilton mulling the energy plank in her platform is courtesy of www.funnyordie.com