Tweeters Digest: Dead TV characters edition
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What might our favorite killed-off TV characters say if they had access to Twitter in the great beyond?
Gustavo Fring, “Breaking Bad” (@GusPollosHermanos)
I sold Satan a bag of blue crystal meth. Welcome to my new Pollos Hermanos underworld franchise.
Laura Palmer, “Twin Peaks” (@prettycorpseshavemorefun)
Bob wants to kill me — again! That’s all he EVER wants to do. LOL! This is so soooooo boring!!!!
Khal Drogo, “Game of Thrones” (@DothrakiKhal)
Death not stop Drogo, son of Bharbo. Khal rise from grave and slay girly-men who kill him with words. Drogo will be last barbarian standing.
Gary Shepherd, “Thirtysomething” (@shaggyghostprofessor)
I can’t answer a ‘yes or no’ question in 140 characters and neither can anyone else from the best show ever about existential Caucasian whinging. I’m outta space already? Whatever.
Miss Ida Blankenship, “Mad Men” (@SterlingCooperHellcat)
My only regret is that I never got to make whoopee with Mr. Draper. Then again, maybe I did and I just forgot. Wouldn’t be the first time.
What would your favorite killed-off characters tweet? Leave your best ghost impersonations in comments below, in 140 characters or less.
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