If You Already Have Clipper Tickets, You Don’t Need More

Because I am a Clipper season ticket-holder, I have just received 24 Clipper tickets “worth” the $288 they overcharged me for parking the last two years. What a windfall.

I am now sorting through the avalanche of requests I’ve received from neighbors, friends and relatives from around the country who want to join me in the rafters of the Sports Arena for a game between the Clippers and Phoenix Suns during the climactic final days of the NBA championship season. Imagine my inconvenience if I had actually been sent $288 in cash and had to wait in line for those tickets.

CHARLES BENSLEY

Los Angeles