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ONEDAAY NOT LONGAGO IPICKUP

AN N2ZAZTK MESSAGE FROMMIE

OUTASYT AUNTANN ONN LNGILND.

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SHEIS DLIRIUS. “JEPARDY USED

UR BOOKE 2NITE FORRRE ACLUE!

HOOHAA, MIII NEPHEW, MRFAME!”

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FORRR 300 CLAMS.”

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QWSTION DURING DASHOW.

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THA 1927 NYYNKES.

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EMLIANO ZAPATA, MRPNUTT,

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