Pint-Sized Punch Lines
What happens if you put a gorilla in a sandwich with cheese? You get a gorilla cheese sandwich! (Alexander Carasso, 6, Fullerton, Fairmont Private School)
* Why did Mike Tyson go to a hockey game? To see the fights. (Stephen Thompson, 7, Oak Park, Brookside School)
* What is the favorite drink of cheerleaders? Root beer. (Maureen Fox, 9, Brea, Country Hills School)
* What’s black and white and red all over? A blushing zebra. (Maureen Miller, 10, Ventura, Montalvo Elementary)
* Why did the cat dress up like Superman? To catch the birds! (Garrett Pearl, 7, Oak Park, Brookside Elementary)
* Why did the tap run? Because it saw the kitchen sink! (Allison Marmel, 6, Winnipeg, Canada, Shore Early Years Hebrew School)
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