Conspiracy Theory, or Just a Bad Coach?
So Pierre Page, a nondescript coach with a lifetime losing record, will be paid $1 million not to coach the Mighty Ducks. Since I have an even worse coaching record: 0-1 in AYSO Soccer, 6-7-year olds, I offer not to coach the Ducks for only $1,500. Available immediately.
HARRIET J. OTTAVIANO
Seal Beach
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