Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* Why do ghosts fly? Because they have no feet! (Cory McCall, 6, Torrance, Anza Elementary)
* What do you get from a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers. (Timothy Bell, 7, Arcadia, Barnhart School)
* What do you do with an old car? Re-tire it. (Dickie Morse, 5, Orange, Sherry Preschool)
* What gets wet when it dries? A towel. (Nirankar Khalsa, 7, Los Angeles, Montessori Learning Center)
* Where do cows go to learn stuff from a long time ago? The Mooseum. (Matthew Witler, 7, La Crescenta, La Crescenta Elementary)
* What did the little girl’s auntie say to the ant? I’m an ant too. (Kailey Gabourel, 8, Los Angeles, Normandie Elementary)
* KIDS, GOT A JOKE? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Print (or type) your full name, age, hometown and school. Please note that we try to avoid jokes we’ve published before. And please be patient.
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