Chuck Norris Is Very Funny --Seriously

Last summer, for no particular reason, Ian Spector, a computational biology major at Brown University, created the Random Chuck Norris Fact generator and put it up on a page on his website, www.4Q.cc. So far, the page has registered more than 3,000 “facts” about the actor and martial arts champion. “I’m asked a lot which facts are my favorites and my stock reply is that they all are,” Spector says. He admits he answers that way because he doesn’t want to hurt posters’ feelings. He really likes these:

1. Chuck Norris’ calendar goes from March 31 to April 2; no one fools Chuck Norris.

2. Chuck Norris ends every relationship with, “It’s not me, it’s you.”

3. Chuck Norris eats Asian food but uses just one chopstick.

4. Chuck Norris is suing NBC, claiming law and order are trademarked names for his legs.

5. Chuck Norris doesn’t use pickup lines; he simply says, “Now.”

6. Chuck Norris can grate fresh Parmesan cheese with his beard.

7. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light--because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.