Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris share intimate pictures from their vacation

You didn't think the locket and the cake were the only way Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris were going to mark their first anniversary, did you?

Heavens no: TSwift and the DJ, whose real name is Adam Wiles, have also jetted off to a tropical vacation, where there's apparently enough scantily-clad beach fun to share with the world.

"That time we finally took a vacation," the "Wildest Dreams" singer, 26, posted on her Instagram. Harris, 32, managed to look like the Best Boyfriend Ever as he rounded out the photo album on his feed.

A previous TSwift vacation to Australia's Hamilton Island — a treat to her band and crew as the end of her "1989" world tour drew near — was not similarly open to the public. Ahead of that getaway, which also marked her birthday, Swift told the Aussie media to "take it down a notch," and security on the private island made sure journalists and paps stayed away.

But the couple has opened a window to the world this time around: She's in her bikini. He's in his board shorts. She's in another bikini. He's in his other board shorts. They are kissing. Their initials are carved in the sand and framed with a heart. We are dying.

Check out the video below, too, but be aware: Taylor's bouncy demonstration scares a bit of profanity out of her beau.

A photo posted by Calvin Harris (@calvinharris) on Mar 15, 2016 at 5:07pm PDT

A photo posted by Calvin Harris (@calvinharris) on Mar 15, 2016 at 5:13pm PDT

A photo posted by Calvin Harris (@calvinharris) on Mar 15, 2016 at 5:19pm PDT

A photo posted by Calvin Harris (@calvinharris) on Mar 15, 2016 at 5:05pm PDT

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A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Mar 15, 2016 at 5:00pm PDT

Taylor Swift + Adam Wiles

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Mar 15, 2016 at 5:02pm PDT

That time when we finally took a vacation. @calvinharris

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Mar 15, 2016 at 4:59pm PDT

(Yes, we thought the same thing he did when she hit the water. And we were really expecting a flip.)

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A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Mar 15, 2016 at 5:03pm PDT

A photo posted by Calvin Harris (@calvinharris) on Mar 15, 2016 at 5:14pm PDT

Wait! One last video, posted Wednesday morning. It's a man on a swan ... because who doesn't love a man on a swan?

A video posted by Calvin Harris (@calvinharris) on Mar 16, 2016 at 8:34am PDT

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