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Rene Russo in “The Thomas Crowne Affair” is a tres bit wrong, we

think. It is air travel, not men, that makes women messy.

Never fear. If JWA travel is causing you to fear looking frightful in

the new year, the good people at Elizabeth Arden and myskinMD.com have

some suggestions.

First, put down that eyeliner (which, by the way, you should check the

date on anyway). Traveling makeup-free will help your skin look fresher.

Be sure to pack a light moisturizer and put some en route, as the dry

air can make your face look like a cracked riverbed.

Drink plenty of water, but stay clear of the sparkling stuff. It will

make you bloat, as will soda.

Also, don’t forget to moisturize your hands and lips. Soft kissers are

a must for those few moments left before the mistletoe is banished.

Kiss me, you fool

Speaking of kisses, Redken has signed on fresh-faced teen singer

Jessica Simpson -- whose debut album, “Sweet Kisses,” has gone platinum

-- as their cover girl. Why should we care? We shouldn’t, but it was such

a natural segue . . .

Coffee, tea or home decoration?

While sipping our morning brew, we here at the paper often think, “We

should redecorate with Coffeemate.” After all, what’s more decorative or

classier than a bottle or two of powdered milk substitute.

The instant creamer people -- in conjunction with Linens ‘N Things --

are actually holding a contest through March 15 to help 17 lucky ducks

totally redo their nests. All you have to do is send a short essay (200

words or less) describing your favorite coffee-drinking spot in your

home, how that place influences your coffee-drinking experience and why

you want a home make-over.

For a complete copy of the rules, and where to send that essay, check

out https://www.coffeemate.com.